My left shoe's on my right foot My right shoe's on my left Oh, listen to me Mimi Of reason I'm bereft The bu*tons of my trousers Are bu*toned to my vest Oh, listen to me Mimi Mere pa**ion's in my breast Mimi, you funny little good for nothing Mimi Am I the guy? Mimi, you sunny little honey of a Mimi I'm aiming high Mimi, you've got me sad and dreamy You could free me, if you'd see me Mimi, you know I'd like to have A little son of a Mimi bye and bye