I could have married Imogene or Josephine or Mame And I could have married Sally Lou or let's see, what's her name? But I thought and thought and thought And thought and now my heart's at rest 'Cause I have picked out two of them and you can have the rest I got a gal I love in North and South Dakota There ain't no difference in my love, not one iota I guess that two gals puts me one above the quota Still I got a gal in North and South Dakota Ooh, ooh, wish I knew which of my two loves is true I got a gal I love in North and South Dakota There ain't no difference in my love, not one iota Just wait till they hear about the gal in Minnesota It's a situation partner that vexes Guess I go back to the gal I love in Texas I guess I've even lost that gal in Minnesota It's a situation partner that vexes If I had the nerve I could go back to Texas Ooh, ooh, guess I'll go back to the gal I love in Texas Hey, Pedro, [Incomprehensible]