Frank Bell - The Penguin lyrics

Will someone wake me from this dream? I just saw the strangest thing, last night A talking penguin made me cry You think I'm crazy, it's no lie He spoke to me of love and life Failed to mention we were on thin ice And when it cracked I started to fall Oh, penguin do you care about me at all? Oh, penguin please lend me your hand Won't you try and help me understand, why Deep down in the ocean I submerge But I keep my cool despite the urge, to crawl up and die? He gave advice on pa**ion and reason Failed to mention that it changes with season And when it cracked I started to fall Oh, penguin do you care about me at all? When you fall, fall, fall, fall down in love It's sometimes cold When you crawl, crawl, crawl, crawl out of love You're not as bold And it makes as much sense as wearing flip flops in winter Or shorts in December, you know I don't like my legs Everyone knows that penguins can't fly So I have no choice but to slide… So I slide away