Frangipani - Trevor Hohns Smokes Crack & Worships Satan lyrics

INTRODUCTION There are some things in life that will never be told. There are somethings that will never come out. But lets all speak our minds here. Let the truth come out tonight. CHORUS Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan VERSE ONE Two skinny white men with nothing to do, But watch cricket with our b**hes and our hip hop crew. You never seen some boys with so many rocks, Bling bling Punters girlfriend is a dead set fox! We love putting in the hours into pleasing the b**hes, Like Kevin Mitchell Junior does preparing his pitches. In this game its hard to be original, Like its hard to see that Dizzy Betting with Gupta in a Calcutta hole, Watching Murali chuck and the Sultan bowl. I 'Cos I Now I If I want to know the weather I If I want to pick a team I know for sure, Trevor Hohns smokes cones and his teams don CHORUS Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan VERSE TWO Now we know Trevor Hohns ain And he's about as popular as Warnie on the phone, And a racist ba*tard too when he Where is the inestimable Richard Chee Kwee? Lehman And he Punter When Lehman gets out you're a black - Damian Martyn must be giving Trevor favours, 'Cos when we need a wicket he's never there to save us. Like Virendra Sehwag is a serial appealer, And he Two brothers can play six hundred one dayers, And be two of the countries greatest ever players, The next thing you know they were shown the door, 'Cos Trevor Hohns smokes cones and his teams don CHORUS Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan VERSE THREE Dean Leon Trakman's always dissing the blackman, He needs to play it straight like VVS Laxman. Hansie saw the devil 'cos he smoked the crack-man, Warnie dropping pills like he Darryl Cullinan and his team South Africa All sweaty and nervous like a Bali drug trafficker They're dropping catches, they're throwing matches Smoking cricket pole like Hansom scratches Hard and fast, give it hard and fast BRIDGE Pushpakumar, Pushpakumar, Pushpakumar Murali and Sangakkara, Murali and Sangakkara, Murali and Sangakara, Sunil Gavaskar VERSE FOUR Our rhymes are metronomical like a fullly fit McGrath, But when he dropped Bichel, Trevor went too far. And he dropped him for Bracken man the dude can I wish MacGill Border and Boony need to ice the muther f**er, We Why don 'Cos Trevor Hohns smokes cones and his teams don CHORUS Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan Trever Hohns smokes crack and worships Satan