Flying Lemming - A Toast to Toast lyrics

One thing that I enjoy the most Is a simple piece of toast Nothing fancy or flash for me Just toast with a cup of tea I don't need a great big roast I'm quite happy with my toast Lightly grilled or burnt and dark It's guaranteed to hit the mark As a late night snack or morning meal It has a universal appeal It's handy if you're on the go Munch it without having to slow On the way to work or while getting dressed Its flexibility pa**ed the test While I'm waiting for the post I'm munching on my piece of toast It's cheap, convenient and quick By toaster or camp fire on stick From worker to student to lady or lord It's fan base is extremely broad Across the land from coast to coast We're all united by tasty toast