Flight Of The Conchords - Friends lyrics

Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping) Pom pom-pom, pom pom-pom (ping) Friends sing together La la la la Friends do things together La la la la Friends laugh together Ha ha ha ha Friends make graphs together La la la la Friends help you when you're in danger Friends are people who are not strangers Friends help you shift into a new place Tell you if you've got food on you're face Friends are the ones, on who you can depend He's my friend, he's not my friend Friends are the ones who are there at the end He's my friend, they're not my friends If you trip over I'll catch you're fall If you kick my dick, I won't break you're balls If you get drunk and vomit on me I'll make sure you get home safely If you cross the road and a truck struck you And scrape you up and reconstruct you I'll cheer you up if you're depressed If you get murdered I'll avenge you're d**h Friends walk together La la la la Pop and lock together (zzi zzu zzi zzu) Me and him together La la la la Me and Jim forever Friends go jogging at the track Friends borrow money never pay it back Friends do not let friends do crack Friends go out and grab a snack Friends drink beer in the sun Unlike girlfriends they don't mind if you have more than one Friends tell you when you're flies undone (Murray your flies undone) My uncle john had a special friend They dressed a like, his name was Ben I've never seen two friends like them They we're very very friendly men La la la la Friends, friends, friends La la la la Friends, friends, friends, friends La la la la Friends, friends, friends, friends La la la la Friends La la la la, ping