Flaccid Jacks - No Fun lyrics

[Verse 1] We can go riding on a rollercoaster Or ditch the fairgrounds and go down a waterslide We can ride the Ferris Wheel We can ride the teacups We can go hang out with some other guys [Chorus] Zip go the darts into the balloons Playing at the amusement park Swoosh go the balls in the B-hoops Playing at the amusement park But fishing rubber duckies And getting mushy slushies Just isn't cool enough so you're done You're being too prideful So when you catch an eyeful You join her, you ditch me, you run Cause I'm no fun [Verse 2] We could've gotten splashy Thirst-quenching root beer floats But then comes along your lovely, hottie blondie I guess whatever floats your boat You could've told us you were sick of us And followed the girl of your dreams But instead you ran off, not telling us That you were only after the gleam [Chorus] [Chorus 2x]