Flaccid Jacks - Ingrown Toenail lyrics

[Verse 1] The king and queen of loathing Sit upon the throne of shame I know everything about her But she doesn't know my name A boudoir packed with distaste And a quilt made of opium Decolorized and full of lies And full of phobias An amphora of roses I've got onychocryptosis [Chorus] I hate you, I love you You're terrible and beautiful You're heavenly and bodily She's a f**ing odyssey And such a f**ing oddity And I wish I would blow up [Verse 2] I'm on Cloud 9 but in a catch-22 It's time to say je te hais and adieu If I could s** so goddamn bad I'd wear a kilt and paint it plaid And jump headfirst into a rocky lake She is raunchy and precocious I've got onychocryptosis [Chorus]