Flaccid Jacks - Glamorized lyrics

[Verse 1] I wish I could be Like those other guys Be known, personified Reap on your crooked lies Drink twenty quarts of lye Sleep in between your thighs I wish I could see In between the lines Be freed, be undignified Creep, stare into your eyes Eat eight tubs of PI Achieve, but I'm just glamorized [Verse 2] I wish I could drink tea Not be feminized We walk uphill, you and I Up screes, from people unionized Stomach three liters of dye View the world from way up high Seethe, pain seeps from my eyes Glee from my fading cries Ski atop the clouds of skies Lead, as innocence will die Guzzle ten gallons of rye Succeed, but I'm just glamorized