Flaccid Jacks - Ginger Ale lyrics

[Verse 1] I bought my girl a miniskirt Because she looks just so lovely in it She looks way too good And I want to sin it [Chorus] Wave and swirl and do what you like Just don't be surprised when I strike Wave and swirl and do what you like Just don't be surprised when I strike [Verse 2] I bought my girlfriend underwear But she looks so much better without it But boy, oh boy, does she look good I wanna touch, do you think she will allow it? [Chorus 2x]