Flaccid Jacks - Looney lyrics

[Verse 1] Trailer park boy in a tattered sweatshirt Born into skeevy royalty An ugly flirt who still picked up women Bad boy tiny, so nice and crooked A fiery orange mane that'll never grow An intelligent cerebral that'll never know How does it feel to be raised a-growling? How does it feel to be raised a-prowling? [Chorus] He's barmy and wacky And nutty and batty So cuckoo and cooky So daft, so daffy Psychotically flaky He's mentality puny He's a bonkers screwball He's balmy, he's looney Yeah! [Verse 2] What the hell came over me? I drove my tricycle down a hill Bloodied knees from the thorns What the hell came over me I climbed a f**ing maple tree And now I can't get down Sing into a blow horn like it's 2005 Raised like a player, went through seventy wives Banged the whole neighborhood and an otter's grandma Can't be driven off-course when I'm holding your hand, now! [Chorus] [Bridge 2x] Wasn't motherless or fatherless Marrying a lioness Cousin to the empress How am I still a white-trash fool? [Chorus] Loonier than life