Fishguhlish - Paullelujah lyrics

What will we do when we have our own kids? Give 'em 12-year bids just after the bars come off the cribs? Work within the system, make 'em listen To the darkest lecture in the architecture Of a prison full of purity guards, security guards That's sure to be hard Recess [ringing] Rush hurriedly to the yard Back-to-school nights are visitation rights And boredom is the warden They'd be less ignored in private school But can you afford them? And even then they're fair to middling They fiddled with inmates' diddles And now they got the Ritalin ADD Another dumb doctor's complicity I'm about to substitute teach no T.R.A.C.T So when the states fail And they can't make bail We'll hold a jail brake slash fake bake sale Slow on the uptake While below in this cupcake There's a file a mile wide With the reviled style guide Paullelujah! Current events, comparison/contrast Cause and effect, embarra** and bombast Five paragraphs, each starts with a topic sentence Or hook for pop ascendants So much plop! Of course people stop attendance And this court loves to drop defendants Allow me to leave an illusion dispelled 98 percent of the graduates matriculate Because the other ones got expelled And then you know where they go We could rehabeducate with art But we ain't got paint You can take you budgetary constraints And shove it up you hairy taint That means you principle a**wipe! You were worse for cla** than sa** or gra** in a gla** pipe This isn't hyperbole This is reality, verbally And we don't want weekends we need every day between If you might die when you're twenty Then you're old when you're fifteen I know! I'll reopen the Black Mountain School And bring back to us the abacus as a counting tool Y'all know what time it is This is my Bauhaus We run around when it's nice out And nobody kowtows