Fishboy - A Surprise Return lyrics

my christmas tree came back today angry he'd been thrown away last, last December my christmas tree knocked on my door told me about the trip he'd taken back from the landfill I told him I was sorry and I didn't realize christmas trees have feelings just like you or I so I shook his branch and I apologized and we played pingpong in the basement my christmas tree came back today told me he had no where to stay so I offered him our guest bedroom now my christmas tree has been here for weeks I've not the heart to ask him to leave he's the worst house guest ever and the moral of the story can be said like this christmas trees they never wanna call it quits so before you throw your tree out chop it up to bits and have a happy new year