Got myself a woman Nasty as can be - nasty, nasty When my woman's time comes She gets downright dirty with me 'cause i'm a nasty man with a nasty plan I'm a nasty man, humpin' and a-bumpin' anytime i can Bonin' is a thang in which overindulgence is never enough And when the fish ain't bitin' life gets frightening So hang tough, hold on to your stuff The p**ycat is playin' with the ball in the yard And the dog is biting his bone Felt so good to the ball the bone got hard Felt so good it blew the ball apart My woman's got a man Nasty lil ole me - nasty, nasty She knows i'm game for anything And she'll never set me free 'cause i'm a nasty man with a nasty plan I'm a nasty man, humpin' and a-bumpin' anytime i can Ain't nuthin' i'd rather be doin' Than hoochie hoochie hoochie gooin' Ain't nuthin' i'd rather be doin'! Than sweatin', chewin' and spewin' When my woman's all alone And her nasty man can't help - nasty, nasty She will use her fingers and precious time To get acquainted with herself 'cause i'm a nasty man with a nasty plan I'm a nasty man, humpin' and a-bumpin' anytime i can Would you rather be-walking the dog ? Or petting the cat ? I like a nasty man Ain't nuthin' i'd rather be doin'