Fishbone - If I Were A... I'd (another Version) lyrics

If i were a... i'd If i believed everything i saw on television I'd... Think like brady bunch Eat wendy's for lunch Drive a datsun subaru and never question much Get a 9 to 5 never have a life Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife Then i'll be a cop ! and i won't be stopped Power trippin' robot just chewin' off my ear