I'd be really pleased to meet you if only i could remember your name But i got problems with my memory ever since i got a winner in the fame game I'm a citizen of legoland travellin' incommunicado And i don't give a damn for the fleet street afficionados But i don't want to be the backpage interview I don't want launderette anonymity I want my handprints in the concrete on sunset boulevard A dummy in tussauds you'll see. incommunicado I'm a marquee veteran, a multi-media bonafide celebrity I've got an allergy to perrier, daylight and responsibility I'm a rootin-tootin cowboy, a peter pan with street credibility Always making the point with the dawn patrol fraternity Sometimes it seems like i've been here before When i hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity call it d I just put my faith in destiny - it's the way that i choose But i don't want to be a tin can tied to the bumper of a wedding limousine, Or currently residing in the where-are-they-now file A toup I want to do adverts for american express cards And talk shows on prime time tv, A villa in france My own co*ktail bar And that's where you're gonna find me Incommunicado Sometimes it seems like i've been here before When i hear opportunity kicking in my door Call it synchronicity call it d I just put my faith in destiny it's the way that i choose Incommunicado It's the only way Incommunicado