Fischerspooner - Megacolon lyrics

Moaning and a heaving on a hot sticky can I'm craving chocolate exlax and my G.E. fan I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam M.S.G, money, margaritas and my man Storing up my supper coffee and my snacks The sh**s piling up kinda feels like a cramp Instant relief is what I need to ease The megacolon that's inside of me Nightmares of my dinner at the China Doll Thinking bout my wardrobe gonna get at the mall T.V Guide, Cosmo I'm running out of mags And I just smoked a pack of my Kool f*gs Finger in my hole getting into the dig There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig My man calls me Cherry Think's I'm uptight But I'm gonna blow him off cuz I'm Dy-no-mite I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D. and my lady Y-vonne standing next to me She said holy sh** I said yes that is it Now our megacolon is a big big hit Meg-a-colon Thinking bout my man it really makes me sick The sh** got soft creamy slick It came out in a blast that was really foul Forget the White Clouds I need a Bounty towel I need a new life I got to reform I can't take my strife In this thunderstorm I got to be strong I got to be brave Don't wanna bear the title Miss Toilet slave I'm Sandra H. not Sandra Dee With my lady Y-vonne standing next to me We are fly white girls moving in New York City Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty We were hanging out in bars looking for a groom When we met each other in the ladies room She said holy sh** I said yes that is it Now Megacolon is a big big hit Meg-a-colon Fly white girls moving in New York city Fly white girls moving in