Fischerspooner - Mega Colon (Bonus Track) lyrics

Moanin' and a heavin' on a hot sticky can I'm cravin' chocolate Exlax and my G.E. fan I'm taggin' on the wall how I got in this jam And said, "M.S.G. money Margaritas and my man" Storin' up my supper coffee and my snacks The sh**s pilin' up kinda feels like a cramp Instant relief is what I need to ease The mega colon that's inside of me Nightmares of my dinner at the China doll Thinkin' 'bout my wardrobe gonna get at the mall TV guide cosmo I'm runnin' out of mags And I just smoked a pack of my cool f*gs Finger in my hole gettin' into the dig There's cum stains in my panties and jizz in my wig My man calls me cherry, think's I'm uptight But I'm gonna blow him off 'cuz I'm dynamite I'm Sandra H. not Sandra D. And my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me She said, "Holy sh**," I said, "Yes, that is it" Now our mega colon is a big big hit Mega colon Thinkin' 'bout my man it really makes me sick The sh** got soft steamy slick It came out in a blast that was really foul Forget the white clouds I need the bounty towel I need a new life, I got to reform I can't take my strife in this thunderstorm I got to be strong, got to be brave Don't wanna bear the title this toilet slave I'm Sandra H not Sandra D With my lady Y-Vonne standin' next to me We are fly white girls movin' in New York City Our rhymes aren't tough but our faces are pretty We were hangin' out in bars lookin' for a groom When we met each other in the ladies room She said, "Holy sh**," I said, "Yes that is it" Now mega colon is a big big hit Mega colon Fly white girls movin' in New York City Fly white girls movin' in New York City Fly white girls movin' in New York City Fly white girls movin' in New York City Fly white girls movin' in New York City