Once upon a time there Was a girl who Had a room with an Inflatable chair She often smiled Do you remember... Pretending life was Unpredictable The Doctor is the judge The scalpel and the d** oh You may sing like Caruso You may make people cry You may sing like Caruso You're not mine Another morning Another day Send me flowers From your sweet bouquet Stick out your tongue (Say agh!) It doesn't look so good Let's hear your Chest... Apply the tourniquet The doctor is the judge The scalpel and the d** oh You may sing like Caruso You may make people cry You may sing like Caruso You're not mine Sing like Caruso Sing like Caruso Boom ba ba boom Ba boom boom See your reflection... It hasn't changed See your reflection and tell me It's not you Deceptive Light... Valpolicella... Bring on the night Let's go out together You may sing like Caruso You may make people cry You may sing like Caruso You're not mine