Well, I found your secret hiding place When you run from him, you paint your face An over-sized overcoat Who has wingtips made from dumb dead goats! So beauty's of a tenderloin(?) Shared the beds with metal coins (Shared the bets with men of coins?) What they say, is it truth? Corruption's nothing but a playful bruise! Hey! Is anybody even listening? 'Cause Dixie ain't The only thing I'm whistling The high-priest of expenses paid Could not afford to break a date (a day?) The lower serve the greasy streets Broke every day, but never cheat! It's not a crime to keep what you find To follow me is a felony You look to me as far as I can tell If looks could k**, then I's be swell! (?) The high horse you rode on is as stubborn as a mule! I see him follow words as just another sign(?) To refuse! (To refute? To review?) Hey! (Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, ba-da-ba-da) Is anybody even listening? 'Cause dixie ain't, (Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, ba-da-ba-da!) The only thing I'm whistling Hey! (Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, ba-da-ba-da) Is anybody even fixing this? 'Cause I'm a broken man! (Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, ba-da-ba-da!) And the jokes aren't listening(jokes are missin' it), yeah! [Instrumental Solo] Well I thought I saw Christ in a bar He smelled of Old Spice, cheap cigars Spoke in soft-toned soliloquies Broken thoughtful(?) and Portuguese I plea flippant recipient The man's a sea of malcontent You can torch the parts that break your heart You gotta finish what you start Love is a risky game we play And life ain't as safe as I say Gotta learn to __ game ___ pissing (pissing?) off ____ pa**es! (All of our spouses!) Hey! (Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, ba-da-ba-da) Is anybody even listening? 'Cause dixie ain't, (Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, ba-da-ba-da!) The only thing I'm whistling Hey! (Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba, ba-da-ba-da) If anyone comes a-visiting I've woken up, (Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba) And of course gone missing (Oh! Yes! Gone missing!), hey hey!