Filthy Frank - FRIED NOODLES lyrics

[Prod. by Filthy Frank/George Miller] [Intro: Dumb and Dumber] What happened? His head fell off! His head fell off? Yeah, he was pretty old Oh, that's it! I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! [Bridge] p**y, p**y, p**y Can't you see You b**hes can't do it like me Motherf**ers stay mad Like I k**ed their mom or something If you really didn't care You'd let it be [Verse 1: Pink Guy] I've been dying since day one But y'all knew that My dick is like Americans Too fat, but dangerous I'm the grimiest motherf**er to walk this earth The sh** I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur I'm a flying reptile A pterodactyl on Adderall I've got a bunch of scales that I dug up You've never heard at all Eat a dick little f*ggot, jeez And furthermore You're trying to scrap with me I don't beef, f*ggot I'm herbivore Hmm I crawled into the industry A saturated circus Manipulating like Hillary They say I'm crazy But lately they've been defending me Because take a look around, motherf**er Everyone's digging me [Hook] I live in a constant state of fear and misery Do you miss me anymore? And I don't even notice When it hurts anymore Anymore Anymore Anymore [Bridge] p**y, p**y, p**y Can't you read I'm a dirty old p**y eating freak Motherf**ers still mad Like I k**ed their mom or something If you really didn't care You'd let me eat [Verse 2: Pink Guy] Here we go again I'll make jokes about your estrogen That's pretty much the rest of this song I'm roasting everything I'm a weird little entity That'll enter titties And bust all over the tummy and little nippies (Ew!) I know I'm morbid at times That's how I like to be They call my dick a mammoth You're salty you got a micro-d Cla**ic penis joke Inserted with appropriate timing Because if I ain't got a penis line I ain't dining No h*mo, but seriously I'm getting faded And my life is like my vids Low budget and underrated Kids, the only way to succeed Is to chip away at the soul And hope by the time you get there You ain't singin' [Hook] I live in a constant state of fear and misery Do you miss me anymore? And I don't even notice When it hurts anymore Anymore Anymore Anymore Don't take the lyrics too seriously I don't really give a sh**