Fighting Gravity - Parallel Parking lyrics

Some people like to run for fun They'll be in shape but have no knees Others lay out in the sun For leather skin and md fees Some people like to watch tv Sitting at home in the dark All the same it's not for me, Cause I like to parallel park Parallel parking Stop the traffic Parallel parking Make them swerve Parallel parking Become and addict Parallel parking Stay off the curb Some people like to snow ski And talk about their injuries There's better things for yuppies Like cosmetic lobotomies Some people like the feline species Others dogs that bark All the same I don't like fleas Cause I like to parallel park Parallel parking Create a space Parallel parking During rush hour Parallel parking Halt the rat race P-parking power I guess I was a natural It came so easily I dazzled all the instructors Down at the dmv Now I am a courier And get paid for my favorite sport Pulling in and out of tight spots And staying out of traffic court Some people like to rock yeah Others like to bowl I get my kick parking downtown And running 35 cent tolls But that's another song you see And for now I've made my mark All the same I must now leave And be true to my art Parallel parking It's not a fad Parallel parking Learn from your dad Parallel parking Don't use your blinker and get the middle finger