We were driving in a van All over the place Broke down in Mankato I thought it was outer space We got home We got a call on the phone 15,000 for 1 record Cuz we needed a new van They put it out 18.50 in record stores No lyric sheets in the tapes and records Starting feeling like who*es They had the option of a second record 20,000 dollars more Enough money to put out our own records If only we had some more songs So I wrote this one to say Sorry for the overpriced records If you send us a letter we'll send you a lyric sheet The address is 1235 Cortez Dr. #1 Sunnyvale, CA 94086