Fiery Furnaces - Straight Street lyrics

Tea time at Damascus computer cafe I'm looking busy and staring off the other way Leverkusen, Juventus; Leeds vs. Valencia: I'm over-hearing all their nonsense in extensia They're talking too tough for me to inspect So I have a smell who seems the best to connect I pick my clique and set to go to work But the only thing they care about is to whom to play the Turk So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight Cursing myself cause I got there too late I traded an expired credit card for two cupfulls of water; They had a dirty beany baby so for good luck I bought her I rented a Hyundai with two flats and no windshield No speedometer and a handbrake that squealed; When the sun came up I couldn't put down the visor So I put on my hat and a question to my local advisor: Whose trucks are those that parked up by the town? But he only would mumble with his eyes pointed down So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight Cursing myself cause I got there too late My boss the head of sales for Western Asia Said you'll get fired if your opposite from Nokia plays ya If he beats you for the battle of hearts and minds Tells 'em we use pig by-products in our designs So when I saw my rival's smile didn't get diminished No one had to tell me I knew that we were Finnished: You boys from Ericsson better get in the back seat Cause your phones are getting stoned over on that straight street So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight Cursing myself cause I got there too late So I went to Georgia looking at spas and convents Tried to make myself the broker for selling off the contents At the big change clinic my friends said don't be a cynic You should work in Baku this is watcha gotta do Call a contact in Texas talk to 'em in their Lexus On their hands-free device and don't be too nice But in my teleconference with Houston They told me I wasn't any use to 'em So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight Cursing myself cause I got there too late Tea time at Damascus computer cafe I'm looking busy and staring off the other way Arsenal, Inter; Madrid vs. Valencia: I'm over-hearing all their nonsense in extensia They're talking too tough for me to inspect So I have a smell who seems the best to connect I pick my clique and set to go to work But the only thing they care about is to whom to play the Turk So I walked up the length of the Street they call Straight Cursing myself cause I got there too late