[Verse One: Kalage] My shorty done cut me loose, and left me in the wind Got a new man wit a Ph.D. and cheese, but he pees in the pants He's 60, she's in her 20's, she said I be hurting her, overworking her And when I hit from back it feels like I'm burping her She said I'm wrong for her, too long for her But she never complained when I bought my ex home for her But now she dropped me, like the pen at the end of a Sprint commercial I try to hit it she be like no, like Laura Winslow so im convienced I'm Urkel And What if I did misuse and abuse your clit, I'll apoligize 'Cause I aint know ruler sticks would bruise the clit I saw it on tape tried to do the sh** Now, she say she want somebody simple She say she want somebody gentle She said, when I got head, I dug in her cheek now she got a dimple I, I, I mean she cute with it though, I, I couldn't help it The way she swallowed my pelvis Had me seeing sh**, had a n***a reaching for Elvis And I come on her head, that some I'm a miss That girl gave my dick more hickeys than a damn redneck locksmith [Chorus: repeat 2X] My shorty done cut me loose She f**ing other n***as and she f**ing me too She say she don't want no more If she feeling like I'm feeling then she won't go My shorty done cut me loose She f**ing other n***as and she f**ing me too She say she don't want no more She say she don't want no more [Verse Two: Boondox Blak] I woke up this morning stretching,yawning with a hard on, horny, ready to bone Then I reached on my right and realized my woman's gone I got up to bring her to bed to hit her some more, but I found this envelope Sitting on the pillow, I opened it, unfolded it, it said Dear Smoke Hey, it's me Little Debbie Cake, and I feel it's best we separate At least until I'm in better shape cause I'm doing my best to shut up and take The way you ram 10 inches in me Slam me in different positions Grasp and grip my hips and titties Put one leg up drag and flip me f**ing me up, down, back, to front (How you squeezing and smacking my bu*t) From right to left, left to right (and skeeting across my breast and thighs) f**ing me early Monday, again on Tuesday all day Wednesday, then come Thursday Twice on Friday and Saturday, and after church on Sunday Hurting my stomach, beating the co*k But trip when I ask you to eat the twat, so we need to stop Cause lately I been bleeding a lot, so I'm leaving you dox To find someone that's fair and square And not so hairy there, who f**s me there with care Cause you put too much wear and tear on my derriere [Chorus - repeat 2X]