Feral the Earthworm - Nice Guy lyrics

[Sample: Henry Rollins] You're not a f**ing moron are ya? You see through that don't ya? [Chorus: Feral the Earthworm] I wish I wasn't such a nice guy Cause' life'll pa** you right by Feeling cheated as I gaze up at the night sky If everybody takes advantage of us, why try? [Verse I: Feral the Earthworm] Don't get it twisted I'ma elevate my wealth Earthworm is on a quest to get more gold than Michael Phelps Cause' Stealth is the tactic, this midget is jura**ic Tornado kicked his face and it made his body backflip He's gone now. Stop telling me I sound like so and so I can't help it I'm a kid I liked his flow and so It's natural. Please get off my back Dissing me for taking stands when you're a coward you lack Any conviction. I promise that I'm not an a**hole Because I never raise surrender from my flagpole This kids a puppy dog. Me? I'm Chupacabra I'd say my style is sort of like 2Pac meets Chubacca I got some pasta if you wanna come by I know you've dated lots of douches but I'm not just some guy That's gonna use you for s**, but hey! that's why they don't want me If I acted like a dick the demons in my head would haunt me [Chorus] [Verse II: Feral the Earthworm] Cause' I'm a rebel of rhythm I gettem flippin and jumpin I tend to elevate your mental when I'm ripping there's somethin' That lives inside me. I calculate decisions wisely Hip-Hop is my religion cause' for real, this music guides me I feel like Grumpy Cat every time I bump a track People try to show me songs, I'm like dude ... this junk is flat The funk attack is coming in full effect I never gave a f** I get dumb and I pull respect Like a lever, whatever when I get clever they never Realize I'm better competitor's records are softer than feathers I'm the Apex Predator. Twelve Steps Ahead of your average Redditor No disrespect, I'm just a messenger With hypocritical conflicting ridiculous views If you haven't noticed I'm twisted, sick, and confused So join the madness cause' nice guys finish first The secret is that there's no limits to the universe [Chorus] Looks like Parappa the Rapper just went and blasted a pastor Caused a natural disaster then laughed at last the rapture's Among us. Cause' Honey Boo Boo's the apocalypse All intelligent people are jumping off of cliffs It's f**ing hopeless. This is idiocracy It's not like reason is a complex philosophy We glorify s*utty b**hes, get in every bodies business Make fun of yuppie mystics blabbing about how lovely physics Can be. Because it's all about Swag Public acceptance and being plastic like a bag So f** the planet, I'm sick of being quiet If they sold bottled tap water, I bet you'd buy it I should probably chill but I can't because I'm pissed off Every time you talk I want to rip your f**ing lips off Houston we have lift off, who's this I've never heard of ya I never tried to hide it I'm a writer from suburbia [Outro: Feral the Earthworm] I wish I wasn't such a nice guy I wish I wasn't such a nice guy [Sample: Henry Rollins] You're not a f**ing moron are ya? You see through that don't ya?