Hey yo J-Dog, play that funky beat! (...J-Dog? *laughs*) [Verse 1] It's the world-wide epidemic Of hot sh** gettin' shoved aside for tripe like this Hypeness, is next to Impossible, behind Not Yet Making out with Ain't Gonna Happen, flirting with Don't Bet Although there's hope yet, not an amateur, nope - vet Shattering fads like a jackhammer to a stone pet I told you that I burn, but you didn't learn your chemistry Few can lay it down like this, and one of them is me That's obvious though, so here's another question How many who flow can flow 24/7 for eight years 'Fore taking praise across the board From people who hate hip hop and were born before the second war I transcend from North Van to Compton Wack rappers get laughed off worse than Jack Thompson Carry on then, I don't give two flying sh**s About no lying pricks and entertainment-hating scientists I'll be flying ships around the broken planet's dying bits Before the human race'll pry the sh** from inside of it Go to Redmond, and bust the door down with fat kicks Then use hat tricks to k** Bill like Beatrix The fact is I question if I'm really insane, yo Sure I got my demons... I got 'em on a payroll! Yeah, you stuck-up suits don't have any fun Your back's against the wall cause of my motherf**in' Gravity Gun [Verse 2] Well it's a good thing my bro's beat can start up a party Cause god knows that yours sound like f**in' Atari Huh, are we having fun yet? Whaddaya say, noob? You couldn't rock a box if GH was on Gamecube I'll take you, into a corner then paint you into it, red I ain't having you rippin' on this metalhead I go ballistic, kiss your pissin' limits goodbye MCs with limitations hit their head on the sky Shred 'em like Vai, heavy with 10KW power supply No voice can overpower mine, although they try But ultimately fail, cause they got no pa**ions Anyone that steps up is in for thirty lashin's Mashin' them into the dirt like Kal' Lasn does Every time some capitalistic sh** happens It's overbearing, no expense has been spared I pay the radio to keep the stench off the air The rent is fair, you're gonna need the check for some dental care Obsessed with metal yet conservatives want me to trim my hair It ain't happenin', listen to them yappin' Actin' like I only got a year before I pack it in I'm tackling and talking up the new trick that I taught the pup The job is up, I found you out, you just soft as slush If thoughts could crush, you'd be featherlight So take a stainless steel wrench to your cranium And screw your f**in' head on tight Yeah, Freddy was right... I kick 'em to the street and leave 'em biting the dust, like You just might be hooked after only one fill Who wanna get paid for thinking like Napoleon Hill Homie and chill, I ain't gonna waste time with your moaning, I'll ill And y'all don't see me b**h about the role that I fill I change it like Annihilator change singers I never lose a challenge to lyrical pain-bringers My brain figures, my spirit writes If you don't like it you can take a deep breath Cause I'm climbing to clearer heights I excite, never let boredom infest this I'm sicker than a junkie who's just snorted asbestos Your chest is, running out of steam, have some batteries You kick the sh** with less emotion than Keanu Reeves Please, I'm puttin' MCs in the freezer Like Japanese cartoons, I leave you with a seizure Rap bands, knocking 'em down with backhands They're wack man, they're butchering lines worse than a bad trans It's over, call FATE down upon your a**es You couldn't see the heart with........x-ray gla** And when it comes to that I'm out like breaker blowing your sat, stat [Outro] Gravity k**s Phoenix Voice got incredible sk**s ...X-ray gla**es? What the f**? (Your words, "B-Dog")