Fenix Tx - Feliz Navidad lyrics

We just wanna wish all of y'all Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Turn this sh** up y'all Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad Thank you for breaking up with me at Christmas You picked your presents, I won't give 'em to you Right after I bought every gift you wanted I guess that's just the b**h you are You changed your pager, home and cell phone number You even took out a restraining order Can't get within 500 feet of your's So yeah I think you've gone too far Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad I'm really sorry that I f**ed your sister I can't believe she even let me fist her I even hooked up with your best friend Esther Yeah she blew me in your car I guess I'll never ever learn my lesson Just bought a brand new shiny Smith & Wesson I'm gonna keep your boyfriend second guessing I hope I see him at some bar Somebody told me he was born a woman They say he changed his name from Rachel to Ruben You must be the only b**h he's fooling You should check him for some scars I hope you get a f**ing yeast infection Or some disease from using no protection You know you never gave me no erections Yeah his wee wee won't get hard Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah