Femi Ojetunde - Introducing lyrics

[Teacher (Disjointed)] Ok cla** we have a new student today. Would you like to introduce yourself? [Disjointed] Uhh... eh sure, whatever f** everybody who eats liquorice f** all the students thinking their parents give a sh** I'm so sick of this, you get the gist of it I want to pistol whip you motherf**ers til you're blisterin' The name's Disjointed,usually depressed and make other feel poisoned I mean poignant (Uh what did I say... uhh I keep forgetting things.... f**!) I'll keep it going then Always on people's lawns but I'm never mowing them Gotta practice my d**h stare, so when I want you to leave you'll have fled scared When, where, why, and how too, me in the library with a candlestick in a foul mood I'm a loud dude, speak to me if you wanna end up in the clouds soon My personality....(s**s air between teeth) Uh.. a**hole pa** bowls like Thanksgiving ca**eroles. If you wanna be my friend it's the last call Cause I've been fillin' up with villain chumps I scratched off My d**h list. So stick 'em up I go fisticuffs with you pricks at lunch Bathe in Listerine so kiss the ring Flayed my skin to see my visceral things Not the kind of student you'll ever know Forever cold. Isn't life just stupid? I'm only kinda lucid half the time And the other half is filled with the night is snoopin' And this guy, with the suit on, I bet you slept in it last night on your futon Humbler than Edan getting his freak on with Rihanna letting him do what he wants Oh, I'm fluent in nine languages I made them all up. Is that strange a bit? Hobbies?Eh Things that make me sick, like talking to people whilst I strangle them Yes I know I'm cra** but the way that I dress got so much cla** I pop molly more than I pop collars My goals are not falling and threatening top scholars I don't need a career choice, plan on dying a horrible d**h by the end of the year. Oi! Pay me no mind. I'm brain-dead. I hate feds don't even think to phone 9-1-1 Stun gun to your lung. Um would care for a toast from my punch hun? In conclusion, just stay away or else you'll probably gonna have an angry day [Disjointed] Sniff [Teacher] Uh... right.... so um..... (clears throat) Y..uh.. You'll be seated next to Sin7ven over there [Disjointed] Whatever [Teacher] Yeah, so uh... tha..that..that's your desk. Um (clears throat). Ok on to the lesson for today Open up your books to page 207