Faxed Head - The Astronaut lyrics

They put a man into space He sh** is pants on the moon The whole galaxy was watching The earth's face, dripping yolk Then he comes back home And he has a huge garage sale With a phony wood-grain toilet seat For five bucks, it's yours Astronauts are only human And humans need souvenirs You can own the astronaut's toilet seat Or spend five bucks On six more beers