Modern things are like masturbation I don't give a f**, I don't give a damn When you're touching me with a finger But you probably asked for more head, yeah What will it take to get you off my back You're not a parasite, you're on f**ing crack I just wanna go skate with my friends So why don't you get lost and please get faded We weren't born to lose But baby, we still do 'Cause there's so much f**ing sh** to deal with and I quit So give me another beer We're gonna drink until the sun comes up or at least till there's no beer And hopefully God will find us, and forgive us for these stupid things