Fatty Eisenhower - (Take U 2) Da Shopping mall lyrics

[Intro: Lil' Dinky and Penis Bailey] [Lil Dinky] Yeahhh... you are now tuned into the smoothed out sounds of the Groatnasty ones [Penis Bailey] The bza-bza-Buckwheat Groats... and on any given weekday afternoon, come about three o'clock, three thirty... [Lil Dinky] You know exactly where to find Bailey and Dinky... [Verse 1: Penis Bailey] Last name Bailey, first name Penis Me and Dinky at the mall, boy, that's prolly where you seen us We ain't shopping for no shoes or clothes We perusing the rows for only one thing and that's hoes I'm creeping up in Abercrombie & Fitch I'm up in Victoria's Secret, 'bout to find me a b**h Plus I'm peeping derrieres at Claire's I met this chick in Aéropostale, she touched my wang in the Build a Bear Up in the food court, I see you pop that free sample in your mouth Teets ample in your blouse Introduce myself but you already heard of me Now I'mma take you to Destination Maternity Let me give you pleasure, honey-bun We can shop at Wilson's Leather, buy sh** at Forever 21 I'm slamming emo chicks at hot topic My dick's a hot topic, the ladies never wanna hop off it [Hook] Girls Gather 'round and let me talk to y'all Cause you know it's gon' be off the wall When I take you I'mma take you to the shopping mall Girls Just wait until that top comes off Rub your hand up on my co*k and ball When I take you, I'mma take you to the shopping mall [Verse 2: Lil' Dinky] It's Lil' Dinky, but you can call me Deff Janiels Every time I hit the mall I cause a s** scandal I seen Shorty up in Claire's, she was near tears Cause she didn't have her parent's signature to get her ears pierced What up, baby, I'm the man that you sent for You know I'm down to put the pen to that consent form What's your favorite store? We can have a spending spree Me, I'm a V.I.P. at Delia's and Gymboree She was into me, making silly faces Silly Bandz on her wrists match the bands on her braces Up in Macy's, on some "here baby, try it on" What's wrong? (My mom would never let me buy a thong) I ain't your mom, I'm a Groat, I'm a true thug I'll buy you all the lingerie your parents don't approve of So make some room up in your bed next to your teddy bear Buckwheat Groats, so shopping mall debonair [Hook] [Outro] I'm holding sh** down at this mall like Paul Blart I'm big sh**, man, you're just a small fart We got these b**hes open like cards from Hallmark Buckwheat Groats, motherf**er, we ball hard