Father Einstein - Poor 'aul Peg lyrics

Verse 1 Poor Aul Peg was boiling an egg in a saucepan of water one morning, When all of a sudden, out of the blue, a Policeman called without warning. Unprepared to feel so scared, she tripped and put out her back, Lay on the ground in agony, nearly had a heart attack. Verse 2 Poor Aul Peg was buying a leg of chicken one afternoon, When all of a sudden she lost her balance, tripped and fell over a spoon. A Shopping Bag Lady acting real crazy came over and gave her a hand, Peg gave her a kiss, a hug and a smile, thanked her for helping her stand. Chorus Say a prayer for Peg that shell never play with fire, Or get behind a steering wheel, become a Fast Driver. Say a prayer for Peg that shell never pick up speed, And if you see her coming, if you see her running, If she doesnt slow down, step aside, Get out of her way! Verse 3 Poor Aul Peg was drinking a keg of brandy one day at a party, When all of a sudden a smell on the breeze told her that a fire was starting. When she heard the smoke alarm she jumped and started to run, Fell on the ground, dropped her hat, heavily scratched her bum. Verse 4 Poor Aul Peg was having to beg for her coal to keep her warm, When all of a sudden she heard a crash from the clouds, a thunderstorm. When she saw the lightning strike, she panicked and ran up the stairs, Woke up the next day in a hospital. What happened? She fell down the stairs. Chorus Say a prayer for Peg that shell never play with fire, Or get behind a steering wheel, become a Fast Driver. Say a prayer for Peg that shell never pick up speed, And if you see her coming, if you see her running, If she doesnt slow down, step aside, Get out of her way! Chorus Say a prayer for Peg that shell never play with fire, Or get behind a steering wheel, become a Fast Driver. Say a prayer for Peg that shell never pick up speed, And if you see her coming, if you see her running, If she doesnt slow down, step aside, Get out of her way! Get out of her way! Get out of her way! Get out of her way!