{Le chien est le meilleur ami de l'homme} Maniac creature with gigantic teething Pay attention to that k**ing machine Staring (at) me with eyes of hate And growling like a truck engine Appeared from nowhere Barking and foaming Having a terrible urge (To) Grub my a** (And) Shred my balls There's only one solution if I don't want to die It's to run ! Run ! Run ! Run ! Scared to be devoured Running for my life If I am lucky I'll get out alive ! F**ked !