Well I'm so glad you could make it I'm so glad you could come You must be pretty busy There's always work to be done Maybe you'll get lucky, and get your face on tv There ain't nothing like a funeral; Food and drinks for free Tears get shed and stories get told, Oh what more can you do And there goes old Frank headin' for the booze He always kind of hated me, why I never knew But I'm sure that even my funeral Is gonna get a bad review Say goodbye dear friends, 'Cause today the story ends Say goodbye dear friends, Oh until we meet again All them pretty girls they all stand in line Minds on vacation, bodies doin' overtime And all them v.i.p.'s tryin' so hard to make it work Small time heroes, big time jerks Say goodbye dear friends, 'Cause today the story ends There ain't no use sticking around, You see hey I'm heaven bound