Fat Wreck Chords - Pervert At Large lyrics

[Verse 1] Creeping in the bushes Spying on old ladies he's a trembling psycho Fingering his wallet Drooling like a baby Waiting for the h*mos [Pre-Chorus 1] Prancing all around in his garter belt and panties Remembering the catholic schoolgirls Rrope and leather handcuffs Hanging on the bedpost ready when he's home from work [Chorus 1] Nipple clamps a gold co*k ring A ball gag muffles up the screams He brings them home He tries so hard But they always have to leave Pervert at large [Verse 2] Sitting counting numbers hands on clock move backwards Sweating in his suit and tie Magazine is open touch of pleasure circled Number's burning in his mind [Pre-Chorus 2] Crawling all around in his garter belt and panties Remembering the catholic schoolgirls Quarts of probe and sta-hard Scattered on the floor strap-on dil*os on the windowsill [Chorus 2] Rubber skivvies prick in hand He's got four fingers up his a** He's sick of hanging out in bars Cause they never understand Pervert at large Pervert at large [Bridge] I'm the f**ing dalai lama, princess You got fat little girl teats I'm a multi billion dollar baby 1-2-3 Let's go! [Verse 3] Sitting counting numbers hands on clock move backwards Sweating in his suit and tie Magazine is open touch of pleasure circled Number's burning in his mind [Pre-Chorus 2] [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Outro] Pervert at large [x5] Pervert at large, large, large