Fat Mike - Fecal Alcohol Syndrome lyrics

i have a hard time talkin’ sentences my mind’s on constant roam that’s because my mother drunk while i was in her womb not i got diagnosed with fecal alcohol syndrome my mother gave me sh** for brains and f**ed up chromosomes his mother gave him sh** for brains and f**ed up chromosomes now all i hear from people is that i’m not very smart the vodka didn't affect my kidneys, liver, or my heart it seeped through the umbilical and crossed every membrane she stayed drunk so i'm a punk with a retarded brain she stayed drunk so he's a punk with a retarded brain she started with mimosas and finished with merlot the wine turned into whiskey to cigarettes to pot and then she moved to opiates then methamphetamine ooh she stayed wasted i got stuck with a sub average brain she got wasted he got stuck with a sub average brain my favorite baby bottle was kahlua and breast milk but when i turned to toddler she gave me gin and juice now i can mix my own drinks zambuca and champagne i was a newborn alcoholic with a fermented brain a newborn alcoholic with a fermented brain it was a fecal alcoholocaust and i would have done the same it was a fecal alcoholocaust and he would have done the same yeah ... alright yo seriously lets go to the bar, its down this way man