Fat And Frantic - Last Night My Wife Hoovered My Head lyrics

J Edgar Hoover was a sinister man He had a sinister face and a sinister plan But though he was sinister it must be said J Edgar Hoover never hoovered my head Last night my wife hoovered my head Last night my wife hoovered my head While a-going round the house a-hoovering about My wife got the hoover and my hair fell out Last night my wife hoovered my head Well Samson was a man who was very very strong but when he got married he knew it wouldn't be long he said to himself I'm a-gonna be dead the day delilah hoovers my head Last night my Wife hoovered my head (she did) Last night my wife hoovered my head whilst a-going round the house hoovering about my wife got the hoover and my hair fell out Last night my wife hoovered my head