Fascinating Aida - So Sorry Scotland lyrics

When someone's done a bad thing With fateful consequences Unless the crime's acknowledged There's no hope for mending fences So we hang our heads in sorrow And confess our collective guilt To you august Hibernians Who proudly wear the kilt We're so sorry, Scotland We are covered in shame For the madness of Brexit We're entirely to blame With a choice of two boxes We ticked "Self-destruct" Thus Britain is now Comprehensively f**ed We're so sorry, Scotland To see such division We are banking on you To reverse the decision Although we were warned That this course was unwise Many Sa**enach bampots Believed all the lies [refrain] Oh Scotland, deliver us from evil Oh Scotland, we were silly fools Only you can can save us from upheaval Please invoke some parliamentary rules Mrs Sturgeon, won't you be our saviour? Let's not rebuild Hadrian's Wall Oh Scotland, forgive our bad behaviour United we stand Divided we fall We're so sorry, Scotland For the likes of Farage And his NHS millions Which were just a mirage Oh yes, we're in a pickle Come rescue us, Nicola! Because as pickles go This couldn't be pickle-er We're so sorry, Scotland For the way people voted There's no way that this pill Can be sugar-coated The Union's future Is stuffed on all fronts So it's hardly surprising That you think we're all c*nts [refrain] Oh Scotland, deliver us from evil Oh Scotland, we were silly fools Only you can can save us from upheaval Please invoke some parliamentary rules Mrs Sturgeon, won't you be our saviour? Let's not rebuild Hadrian's Wall Oh Scotland, forgive our bad behaviour United we stand Divided we fall United we stand Divided we fall United we stand…