Fascinating Aida - It Isn't Too Late To Be Famous lyrics

(Dillie: sung) I'm going out in a see-through dress and underwear by Prada Get myself snapped at the latest club in a very provocative pose A very provocative pose And if I'm not in the papers tomorrow, next night I'll try harder Dance on the bar with Mickey Rourke wearing even fewer clothes Even fewer clothes... Ohhh it... Isn't too late, it isn't too late, it isn't too late to be famous So many people vying for space, you've really got to be shameless Stumble out into the night, show the world me cellulite Always smiley, just like Kylie, I'm gonna be famous! (Liza: spoken) Hello! Thank you, thank you, I am sorry that I'm late everyone I've just jetted in from Marrakech where I've been having the latest Ayurvedic treatment; I've been s**ing the life source out of a small Indian child I feel much better... (Liza: sung) I'm hanging with the next generation, Kelly and Pixie and Peaches Double voddies at Bungalow 8 with James and Elizabeth Jagger James and Elizabeth Jagger Snorting up and dropping some K with a double of City leeches Photographed by a pap from Nuts, perfecting my drunken swagger Perfecting my drunken swagger... Ohhh it... Isn't too late, it isn't too late, it isn't too late to be famous Bugger the fact I've got nothing to offer cos I'm an ignoramus Show me tits, show me crack, ask if Paris has got any smack Drink a gallon with Lilly Allen coz I'm gonna be famous! (Dillie and Liza: sung) Oh, fame is in our charts, we're ready to sell our souls They've photographed our parts, they've photographed our holes We're aiming to be rich and stand ut from the flock (Liza: spoken) Scratch your eyes out, b**h! (Dillie: spoken) There's a new kid on the block... (Adele: spoken) Hello, hello, hello! What a busy day I've had; Interviews, photoshoots, personal appearances! That's coz I've just launched my new perfume I've given it a real nom de zeitgeist – it's called Banque! That's French for bank. Topical! Witty! I called it that cos it smells of money... (Adele: sung) I'm on a role, I'm on a role: evicted from Big Brother Getting me own reality show where I find a bloke to marry I find a bloke to marry Pictured in Heat going commando, drunk in town with me mother Hanging out at Bouji's because we both wanna shag Prince Harry Determined to shag Prince Harry... Ohhh it... Isn't too late, it isn't too late, it isn't too late to be famous Max Clifford has taken me on, that's what real acclaim is Show me scars, show me tattoos, show me collapsed in the public loos News Of The World, you made it girl! I'm gonna be famous! (All: sung) Ohhh it... Isn't too late, it isn't too late, it isn't too late to be famous Having a roast with Callum Best and both of the Proclaimers See us here, see us there, see us bloody everywhere (Liza) Check into a clinic, don't be a cynic (Adele) It's mental being famous! (All; sung) Ohhh it Isn't too late, it isn't too late, it isn't too late to be famous We wanna be like Posh and Colleen, can you really blame us It's a blast, it's a breeze, dealing with Mephistopheles Join the fray, seize the day (Liza) Hold the pose, up yer nose (Adele) Quaff Krystal with a transient pal (Dillie) Back of a limo, flash me quim, oh (All) We're gonna be, we're gonna be We're gonna be, we're gonna be We're gonna be, we're gonna be We're gonna be, we're gonna be (Liza: spoken) What do you mean I'm not on the bloody list? (Adele: spoken) Don't you know who I am? (Dillie: spoken) KERRY! CAN YOU GET ME IN? (All: sung) Famous!