[Verse 1] I've got a little friend The same God gave me the night that I was born It just didn't grow It's fine by me The only problem is the lack of s** 'Cause she's not impressed [Chorus] Just say hello to my little friend He's been down, now he's on the mend I promise you that he won't bite Just be gentle Or I'll kiss you goodbye [Verse 2] Well, I can't lie In my pants, I've got no fireman hose But I'd like one of those I want to be with you I hope after tonight we'll meet again So does my little friend [Chorus] [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Just say hello to my little friend He's been down, now he's on the mend I promise you that he won't bite Just be gentle Be gentle Or I'll kiss you goodbye