FannyPack - Cameltoe lyrics

Mm hm, that's right, uh huh Mm hm, that's right, uh huh Mm hm, that's right, uh huh Mm hm, that's right, uh huh Walking down the street something caught my eye A growing epidemic that really ain't fly This middle aged lady, I gotta be blunt Had spandex biker shorts that were creeping up the front I could see her uterus, her pants were too tight She musn't own panties, there were none in sight She walked right by, the poor woman didn't know She had a frontal wedgie, a cameltoe Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe Girl, that gotta hurt, take some time and adjust Can't you see people staring and making a fuss Cannot believe my eyes, had to take a second glance Is your crotch hungry girl? 'Cause it's eating your pants Do you enjoy the commotion and attention it brings? The only lips I wanna see are the ones that sing And public putting on and X-rated show Grossing people out with your cameltoe Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe First day of spring, by the looks of things These girls done forgot how to dress A little too quick wearing pum pum shorts And it's causing me much distress Whoomp there it is ya'll, right in the front Everybody come and get a good look I can see everything through the panty cling Every cranny and every nook Better take a quick minute before you step outside And check the area that's pubic Or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch All twisted up like Rubic Take words of advice, it's not very nice I wanna put you all in the know Girls don't sleep, don't let your pants creep Watch out for the cameltoe Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe Mm hm, that's right, uh huh, oh no! Fix yourself girl, you got a cameltoe Pick it out, pick it out Pick it out, pick it out Pick it out, pick it out Pick it out, pick it out Pick it out, pick it out Pick it out, pick it out Pick it out, pick it out Pick it out, pick it out