Fanny Pack - Camel Toe lyrics

um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh um hmm thats right uh huh uh huh walking down the street something caught my eye a growing epidemic that really ain't fly a middle aged lady i gotta be blunt her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front i could see her uterus her pants were too tight she must'nt own panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn't know she had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe [chorus] um hmm thats right uh huh oh no fix yourself girl you got a Camel Toe um hmm thats right uh huh oh no fix yourself girl you got a Camel Toe girl thats gotta hurt take some time and adjust can't you see people staring and making a fuss could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance is your crotch hungry girl cause its eating your pants do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing in public putting on an x rated show grossin' people out with your Camel Toe [Repeat Chorus] first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress a little quick to wearin pum pum shorts and its causin me much distress whoomp there it is yeha right in the front everybody come and get a good look i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny and every nook you better take a quick minute before you step outside and check the area thats pubic or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up like rubic take these words of advice cause its not very nice i wanna put you al in the know girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep watch out for The Camel Toe [Repeat chorus]