Mom says it's time to grow up Yeah Right, I'm gonna take my time My ideas always blow up I'm gonna fight this f**ed up structured way of life I gotta be twice my age in these young years of my prime as I'm now at that age where I've got to prove That I'm as good as I NEVER WAS As good as I NEVER WAS... To be a boring everyday conformist Never once seemed all that fun to me The government wants me on their d**h list f** the armed forces I'm drinking Dos Equis Don't wanna be a Henry Rollins Rock Star , a cop or lawyer cuz I'm now at the age where I've got to prove That I'm as good as I NEVER WAS As good as I NEVER WAS... It's time for me to prove something But I don't know what...