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[Verse 1: Lulu; LilyPichu] Hi! I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you Faerie's on my shoulder, he can't wait to make you meat, too Dispense with the formalities and schemes you may be contemplating Foes are turning furry in a hurry when transmogulating By the pricking of my thumbs Something wicked this way comes Boys see me and get Wild Growth Just one look and "Up we go!" Muggles always on my wand Bit of Whimsy and they'll be gone And what we did with my magic stick Don't remember? I'll send you Pix Not quite the common lady, but just maybe you can get to know me Shielding all these carries, staying wary, just to keep you going They know that I'm the dom and stay submissive to this magic master Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy till you can't spell "caster" Turn you warm an fuzzy, leave you silenced, now you're cannon fodder Fend against these dark arts all you want, but you're no Harry Potter Pick a lane to face me, tilting baby, it just doesn't matter Panic while I'm stacking magicked corpses like, "Abra Cadaver" [Verse 2: Rumble; UNSURE OF WHICH ARTIST] The mobile warrior is back, commence the drillin' and k**in' These villains illing and feeling, the robot wrath that I'm willing I've reached the ceiling, but not my rhymes or sk**s that are spilling I'm at my threshold for damage and now I'm red unfeeling It's time to go, cause when my armor's steady and ready I'm gonna lay a beat down; and one they won't be forgetting Tristy's my soul, and though I'm bound to damage and Ravage I'm focused like a Laserbeak and Rumble's still such a savage! [Verse 3: Ziggs; UNSURE OF WHICH ARTIST] This'll be a blast! Exploding to the battle, I'm unloading the satchel I'm the Hexploisive Heimerdinger, though he thinks I'm a ha**le But even Donger must be feeling the extent of my brilliance Cause when the Dean of Demolition speaks, the world's gonna hear it It's time to boot up the show This fuse is ready to blow Fallout from my mega bomb is dropping nuclear glow I hope you've got enough room Because you can't flee the doom Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear this world go "Kaboom" I may be talking Looney Tunes, but I'm a Hannah-Barbarian My explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape I see you here and there and there- well, you're all over the place The major league competitor, because I throw like it's Madden And then I use my satchel charge to just take off like Aladdin And I don't need a Jasmine; I just need you to be gone I can show you the world when I drop this magic carpet bomb [Verse 4: Gnar; Rawb] It's no surprise, That I'm breakin' the ice Look I'm just here so I don't get fined The past and present, You can Link it to I, My temperament rise Gla** cannon as a dorf, Until you see the Ganon surprise, Check it Shifting the flow, The two for one package is coming back like it's a boomerang throw Watch how I Glo, Up into Yorkage with the beast inside, The name's Gnaruto Identity crisis, We splice up the flavor, Experimental build, Feel like I'm Stitch A Gentleman's Savage, Mischief amidst, Digivolution, From Rookie to Switch! When your team game's distorted, And synergy gets contorted Resisting me is the focus, My Rampage will annul it I Evolve into a Godlike Zilla, No point in hiding I'm invincible, Provided no David can stop Goliath When the boulders get to flying, Your stones are hardly defiant Blood and bones my bread and bu*ter, When feeding this Dino Giant Anger potent, Hi, I'm Hogan Gnar, Cross me and I'll throw you far Prehistoric Cyber Franky, Little Foots with bulky arms Manners isn't made for Gnar, Banner, Hulk is who I are Charming but alarming, Bandle City's my Jura**ic Park (Big Gnar) From Diddy Kong, (To the mighty Grodd) (Hit Gear 4, Then I crush them), All (Jumping, Crushing, Stomping Going hard is never going far) This is War, A Yordle's Paradise y'all And they call me Gnar! [Verse 5: Amumu; The Yordles(?)] I've got a mighty tantrum Inducing rage all day When despair sets in you know it's the Curse of the Sad Mummy "So sad and lorn, the helpless lad," I heard them say From behind my back but I guess that Is who I've become today Crying to your mummy, she ain't coming, ain't it funny? Stepping in to teamfights, about to make that money Throwing out that bandage toss I'm looking for some new friends Okay! Where are we going? Aww, wait, hey no, come back! You don't wanna play with me? Then I guess it's time for a hug attack! Tearing through this brush with my hunter's machete, uh 2 health pots and a warding totem at the ready My tears don't fall, no they crash all around me Because no one wants to duo queue with a sad little mummy Coming out the jungle and I'm still looking for new friends Wanna hug it out or are you looking to get stunned again? Amumu the mummy, immortal master of misery With all my CC I'll make us friends for eternity! [Verse 6: Heimerdinger; UNSURE OF WHICH ARTIST] Enough this display is highly repulsive And frankly far too ego indulgent This misappliance of science indeed must retire But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire I am the HE-IM-ER DI-NG-ER END ALL BE ALL Inventor, experimenter, professor, data processor Embodiment of accomplishment, but you can call me God I created the rap game. On that level you cannot attain Turrets in place. Rockets to the face Numba one stunna with a shock gre-nade I see you heading back to base. Mid is conquered Journal entry title for today: RAISE YOUR DONGERS Even though you scream and you blaspheme I'm more than I seem More than a meme Remember kids Donger is king My readings aren't light My afro is tight Say my name You're god dong right [Verse 7: Kennen; Jaynee] Kennen, master ninja, a Hero of the Storm I'm here to counteract the Blizzard, lightning's keeping you warm And with a shimmering shadow, you're gonna feel the Raikiri An AoE of Thor's armada, striking anyone near me Thunder drop is in the zone; smite you down and send you on Blitzkrieg in the middle lane, mark you, till you feel the pain Stopping dead within your tracks; then you hear that thunder crack Leave you blind, like you're Lee Sin; you're in the dust; I am the wind Flash of League of Legends, Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me The Tesla coils around the team, 'till they form a dichotomy The lightning blast lobotomy; this homicidal side of me conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree No ordinary doctor, Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene An artist with a shuriken or scalpel; all the same to me Cause dress me up or down, it makes no difference, when I'm owning ya Bandle City's got its heroes, this one's for Ionia! [Verse 8: Veigar; UNSURE OF WHICH ARTIST] Oh little heroes, how quickly you fall... Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration My will is the force that shall undo creation Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall Valoran at my hand? Now, that's thinking too small Imagine if you will a small nexus of worlds As they curl and unfurl, binding light in a swirl Clad in darkness so distant, so vast and destructive A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction Take it to the galaxy; you won't last long Blowing up the planet; like you're on Krypton Generating mana, Q is stacking up the damage You were never gonna manage, suddenly you're gone E, now you're standing in my sight R, losing half your life Nowhere left to run, when you're sitting in a stun Timer ticking down to 1, W, goodnight Ever so suddenly, you are cowering up to me Chaotic supremacy, no AD for this Entropy Such a thrill when this fire's ignited Watching you divided; never been so excited! [Verse 9: Tristana; Nicki Taylor] Umm, is that a rocket in your pocket?! Boom! Tristana's here to annihilate the battlefield So head to my bottom lane; won't you tell me how you really feel? You're just another target; you're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning Once you're in my sights you're getting shot up by my Boomer cannon Hit you with the timer, then I Rocket, so we get together Fire till explosion, then I'm out, I guess I'll call you never Next thing that you know, you're up at home, feeling a little mad But tilting lasts forever, sorry babe, you're just a one-night stand [Verse 10: Teemo; Popushi(?)] Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading Like a pox when I blind you and sneak up behind you You run, but I'll find you- leave presents inside you Back up; I'm here to carry the team on my back, when it's clear that nobody can match up Like Prince when the purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up But here I stand, a Yordle who's holding your life in his hands One dart, and you're back to the stands All those best laid plans fall to the sand, when there's no Kryptonite for this Superman Omega Squad; say hello to the New God My darkside is too raw, but War's just what I live for I'm sick to my stomach of little repugnant deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running Toxic or nothing, Pestilence runneth Famine I hunger and for d**h cometh Apocalypse arrives, taking no sides But Teemo is here to decide the fate of the enemy five who pray to survive But none of them leave here alive Shrooms for you all in the room This is your tomb While my dominance will resume Say your farewells If Teemo is Satan, I'm dragging you kicking and screaming into Elo Hell