[Verse 1] I can't write And I can't sing I can't do anything [Verse 2] I can't read And I can't spell I can't even get to hell [Verse 3] I can't luv And I can't hate I can't even hesitate [Verse 4] I can't dance And I can't walk I can't even try to talk [Chorus] Freedom tried to strangle me With my plastic popper beads But I hit him back With my pet rat Yeah I hit him back With my pet rat [Verse 5] I can't spit And I can't kick I can't even be thick [Verse 2] I can't read And I can't spell I can't even get to hell [Verse 3] I can't luv And I can't hate I can't even hesitate [Verse 4] I can't dance And I can't walk I can't even try to talk [Chorus] Freedom tried to strangle me With my plastic popper beads But I hit him back With my pet rat Yeah I hit him back With my pet rat Yeah I hit him back With my pet rat Yeah I - hit him - back With my - pet rat