The words are so familiar- All the same greats, the same mistakes It doesn't have to be like this. If you don't make a friend, now One might make you- So learn The gentle art of making enemies Don't look so surprised Happy birthday...f**er Blow that candle out, We're gonnaa kick you [don't say you're not because you are] [don't say you're not because you are] [history tells us that you are] [history tells us that you are] All you need is just one more excuse You put up one hell of a fight I wanna hear your very best excuse Never felt this much alive Your day has finally come - So wear the hat and do the dance And let the suit keep wearing you. This year you'll sit and take it And you will like it - It's the gentle art of making enemies I deserve a reward Cuz i'm the best f** that you ever had And if i tighten up my hole - You may never see the light again [there's always an easy way out] [there's always an easy way out] [you need something wet in your mouth] [you need something wet in your mouth] Never felt this much alive Star a.d.