A piece of mail A letterhead A piece of hair From a human head They're stayin' to me "I should've k**ed it" "I should've k**ed it" "I should've k**ed it before" You're right, you're right "k** the body and the head will die" They're laughin' at me "I should've learned it" "I should've learned it" "I should've learned it before" What a day, what a day If you can look it in the face And hold your vomit A wet sneeze and a "no left turn" A row of teeth and an encouraging word Beneath a mile of skin "I should've noticed it" "I should've noticed it" "I should've noticed it before" What a day What a day What a day Don't you touch it