Fabulous Poodles - Bionic Man lyrics

When I was young, I had smash The old man's car took quite a bash Hit black ice at ninety-five They said I'm lucky to be alive Ended up in a hospital bed At first they said, "he'd be better off dead" But then they found some special parts Couple of kidneys and a pumpin' heart I'm a bionic man, bionic man Oh, what a beautiful diagram I'm-uh-uh half a machine I'm-uh-uh somewhere between Can you understand, whoa I got a powerful system of laser beams In one eyeball that's coloured green I got a battery muscle and a fiber hip I got a mini-computer with a silicon chip I got a silver bone and a plate of gold A dummy hand, remote-controlled I got a plastic nose and a plastic cheek I guess I'm just a man-made freak I'm a bionic man, bionic man Oh, what a beautiful diagram I'm-uh-uh half a machine I'm-uh-uh somewhere between Can you understand, whoa Can run as fast as a high-speed jet I got a skin that feels like leatherette I got a nervous system made out of steel I got a motorized Achilles heel Can see from here to kingdom come I got a diamond tooth and a platinum gum My reflex action's out of sight (???) like a meteorite I'm a bionic man, bionic man An interesting diagram I'm-uh-uh half a machine I'm-uh-uh somewhere between Can you understand I'm a bionic man, bionic man I work according to the plan I'm-uh-uh half a machine I'm-uh-uh somewhere between Is that what I am, whoa