Somebody's been a'stealin all my sugar Somebody's been a'settin in my chair Somebody's been a smokin my cigarettes cuz i see bu*ts everywhere I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat Somebody's been drinkin' up my coffee Somebody's been a wearin out my clothes Somebody's been a walkin' in my rockin' shoes And I'm mad and goodness knows I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat Somebody went and painted my parlour red They moved the windows and they moved the bed Somebody went and painted my kitchen blue They been a-foolin with the bathroom too Somebody's been a messin' with my puppy Somebody's left him purrin' on the mat Somebody musta touched him with a "whammy hand" Cuz he looked just like a cat I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat Somebody went and painted my parlour red They moved the windows and they moved the bed Somebody went and painted my kitchen blue They been a-foolin with the bathroom too Somebody's been a messin' with my puppy Somebody's left him purrin' on the mat Somebody musta touched him with a "whammy hand" Cuz he looked just like a cat I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat I'm gonna set me a trap I'm gonna catch me a rat